It all started at a family dinner, and I never imagined that something so simple would spiral into a creative lesson in karma. But when my brother Ben kept brushing off my polite requests to return the LEGO masterpieces his son, Jason, swiped from our house, I knew it was time to take matters into my own hands.
The whole mess began innocently enough. Jason, Ben’s nine-year-old son, was over visiting when he noticed our LEGO dioramas on display.
“Look, Dad! A bank robber is hiding from the cops on the mantel!” he exclaimed excitedly.
I glanced at the LEGO scene and smiled. “Well spotted, Jason. That’s a new one… even I haven’t seen it yet.” Then I turned to my teen boys. “When did this join the decor?”
Toby, my sixteen-year-old, shrugged with a grin. “Two days ago… I was sure you’d notice it while dusting, but nope!”
I chuckled and went over to Jason. “You should go look in the bookcase in the hallway. See who you can find hiding there,” I suggested.
Jason’s face lit up, and he sprinted off down the hall. Moments later, he shouted, “It’s Iron Man! And he’s fighting Darth Vader!”
“Hey Toby, Max, why don’t you show Jason our LEGO room?” I suggested. My boys led their cousin away, and I settled down with Ben and his wife, Carol, to enjoy our coffee and catch up.
“It’s nice that you guys are living closer now,” I said. “An hour’s drive is nothing compared to flying across the country for visits.”
Ben smiled. “Yeah, we’re looking forward to Christmas, but I want you all to come over for a BBQ this New Year’s. What do you think?”
“Deal!” I agreed, excited about the plans.
As the afternoon went on, it was clear that Jason was on a mission to find every hidden LEGO diorama in our house. My boys were busy working on our latest project: Han Solo proposing on the Millennium Falcon, while Jason continued his treasure hunt.
Eventually, we all sat down to dinner. But about an hour after Ben and his family left, disaster struck.
“Mom, we have a situation here,” Toby’s voice called from the LEGO room, sounding sharp with disbelief.
I dried my hands and walked into the room. “What kind of situation?” I asked, already dreading the worst.
“Chewie is gone,” Max called out. “And the Minecraft Creeper that was studying in the Hogwarts Library—also gone!”
My stomach dropped as I scanned the room. A few of our LEGO builds had mysteriously disappeared. The three of us—Max, Toby, and I—exchanged a knowing look. Jason had been fascinated with our builds earlier. He must’ve taken them.
“I’m sure Uncle Ben will bring them back,” I said, though my voice was tight. “Jason can be a little impulsive sometimes.”
I picked up my phone and dialed Ben. “Hey, bro! Funny thing—some of our LEGO masterpieces seem to have gone home with you guys. When can you bring them back?” I tried to keep my tone light, but I was starting to get frustrated.
Ben’s laughter came through the phone. “Oh, man! Sorry about that, Carly. They’re just toys, though. I’ll bring them next time we meet up.”
I felt my cheeks flush with heat. “Those ‘toys’ mean a lot to us, Ben. I need them back.”
That “next time” turned into a whole month of excuses. Every time I saw Ben, he would “forget” to bring them. I could see the disappointment on my boys’ faces each time.
Finally, after Christmas came and went, I had had enough.
“Look, guys,” I said one evening, gathering my boys in the living room. “I think it’s time we face the facts. Uncle Ben isn’t going to return our LEGO sets.”
Max’s shoulders sagged. “So, we just give up? Let him steal our stuff?”
“No, sweetie,” I said, a smile creeping into my voice. “Who said anything about giving up? It’s time we showed Uncle Ben exactly how it feels when someone takes your stuff without permission.”
Toby raised an eyebrow. “Mom, are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting?”
“I’ve already texted him about returning the LEGO sets when we come over for the New Year’s BBQ,” I said casually, stirring my hot chocolate. “But if he doesn’t, well, I have a plan in mind to motivate him.”
The boys exchanged looks of glee. By the time I had finished explaining my plan, they were grinning like little kids plotting their next big heist.
That weekend, we arrived at Ben’s BBQ. He was happily manning his grill, wearing his “Kiss the Cook” apron, flipping burgers with a grin on his face.
“Hey, bro!” I marched over to him. “You said you’d have our LEGO sets ready to go when we got here. Where are they? I want to put them in my car now so I don’t have to worry about it later.”
Ben waved dismissively. “Oh, man! Totally slipped my mind again. Next time, sis, I promise!”
I shot Toby a glance across the patio. It was time to put our plan into action. I had taught my boys all about respect and responsibility, but sometimes, you need a little creative justice to get the point across.
What happened next would’ve made any heist movie proud. Max casually went inside to “use the bathroom,” returning minutes later with suspiciously bulging pockets. Toby helped Carol, Ben’s wife, bring out more drinks and somehow managed to make Ben’s favorite bottle koozies disappear.
I kept Ben distracted with questions about his grill, while my boys systematically liberated small items around the house. The highlight of our mission was when Max—without missing a beat—swiped Ben’s prized Bluetooth speakers right off the kitchen counter.
I nearly burst out laughing when I saw him slide them into his oversized hoodie pocket, looking like a seasoned pickpocket.
Hours later, I gave the signal to wrap it up. We said our goodbyes and headed to the car, looking perfectly innocent. But just as I was about to start the car, I heard a soft “woof” from the back.
I turned and saw Ben’s golden retriever, Cooper, climbing out of my SUV’s trunk and onto the backseat.
“Boys!” I whispered fiercely. “We are not dog-nappers! Take him back right now!”
“But Mom,” Max protested, hugging Cooper, “he looked so lonely! And he’s technically a small item.”
“Now,” I said, trying to look stern but failing to suppress a smile. Toby quietly sneaked Cooper back inside, and I started the car, knowing that it wouldn’t be long before Ben figured out what had happened.
Sure enough, my phone buzzed before we even made it home.
“CARLY!” Ben’s voice was high-pitched with panic. “Where are my remotes? And my speakers? And everything else?”
“Oh?” I said casually, examining my nails. “Have some things gone missing? How strange. That must be so frustrating.”
“This isn’t funny! I need my stuff back!”
I paused for dramatic effect. “Hmm. Let me check with the boys. They might know something about borrowed items. Though I can’t promise when we’ll remember to return them. You know how it is… things just slip your mind sometimes.”
There was a long silence on the other end. I could practically hear the wheels turning in Ben’s mind.
“You wouldn’t,” he finally said, his voice full of disbelief.
“Try me, big brother. But I’ll tell you what—bring our LEGO sets tonight, and maybe we can work something out.”
Ben showed up at our door forty-five minutes later, red-faced and carrying not only our missing LEGO sets but also three additional sets he “thought might be ours.” He handed them over, and my boys struggled to contain their grins.
“You know,” Ben said, his tone sharp, “I really think you took this too far. Jason is just a kid, and—”
“Let me stop you right there,” I said, cutting him off. “Jason should know better than to take things that don’t belong to him. But you’re right, he is just a kid. The real problem here is the adult parent who promised to return the stuff and didn’t.”
Ben’s face turned even redder. “Fine! I didn’t take it seriously, and I’m sorry, okay?” He sighed heavily.
I smiled sweetly. “Lesson learned. But just so we’re clear, this is how we handle any future ‘borrowing’ in this family. Got it?”
Ben nervously laughed and clutched his Bluetooth speakers to his chest. As he drove away, Toby and Max high-fived behind me.
“Mom,” Toby said, looking at me with awe, “you are seriously scary sometimes.”
I grinned. Sometimes, the best family bonds are built on a little creative justice.
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