Laughter has so many benefits! It reduces stress, lifts your mood, boosts your immune system, and even helps with pain tolerance. But as life gets tougher and responsibilities pile up, finding time to laugh can be hard.
To brighten your day, here’s a joke that’s sure to make you laugh until your sides hurt!
The Black Angus Bull
Not long ago, I bought a young Black Angus calf, fully registered, for $6,500. When I let him out into the field with the other cattle, all he did was graze without even acknowledging the cows. I started to worry that he might not be worth the money.
So, I called the vet to check him out. The vet assured me that while the bull might be on the younger side, he was in excellent health and prescribed some medication to administer daily.
Within two days, the bull began attending to all my cows! He even managed to leap over the fence to tend to my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!
I’m not entirely sure what was in those pills the vet gave him, but they tasted a bit like peppermint!
Another Joke You Might Like
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living. He loved his job and always dreamed of driving a train since he was a child. He loved making the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.
He made it out, but a single person died. He went to court, was found guilty, and sentenced to death by electrocution.
On the day of his execution, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the air – but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
There was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he got his old job back driving the train.
Not learning his lesson, he went right back to driving recklessly and caused another crash, killing two people. The trial went the same as the first, and he was sentenced to death again.
For his final meal, he requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room – and the man was once again unharmed.
Once again, he was set free. And once again, he got his old job back. Unsurprisingly, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. He was sentenced to death again. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
“No way,” said the executioner. “I’ve had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I’m not giving you a thing to eat; we’re strapping you in and doing this now.”
It was against protocol, but the man was strapped into the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room – and the man was still unharmed.
The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, “Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I’m just a bad conductor.”
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