“I Was Ready to Divorce My Wife—Until I Overheard What She Told Her Friends About Me.”
I had the divorce papers tucked in the glove compartment of my car the night everything changed. They were folded perfectly, like a confession I was both ashamed of and proud to make. The xeroxed forms were stamped with the county seal, my signature scribbled across the line like a rehearsal I’d run a thousand times in my mind. Signed. Dated. Ready to be filed first thing Monday morning. I had my speech prepared, calm and precise: “We’ve grown apart,” I would say. “This isn’t working anymore.” No drama, no